Friday 28 May 2010

Procrastination

Multiple Ways to Avoid Studying For Mid Year Medical Exams!

1.Sleep Late
2.Hit the Snooze Button
3.Sleep Later
4.Hit the Snooze Button
5.Sleep even Later
6.Switch Mobile Phone Alarm Off!
8.Sleep a little more!
7.Respond to Guilty Conscience-Get out of Bed
8.Have a Shower - A LOOOOONG Shower
9.Spend 25 Minutes sitting on bed staring at wall!
10.Spend 20 Minutes deciding what to do for Breakfast
11.Switch on LapTop, check emails
12.Read Online NewsPapers
13.Spend 25 Minutes reading random peoples FaceBook Wall Posts
14.DownLoad some MP3 Files
15.Now I am really Hungry! Get dressed!
16.Go to favourite restaurant and have an extended breakfast
17.Order another Espresso
18.And another one!
19.Go home
20.Clean Flat
21.Rearrange Desk
22.Surf the internet
23.Check Emails
24.Download some more Music
25.Chat on Blackberry Messenger
26.Rearrange Pens
27.Write Heading on Page
28.Stretch Legs
29.Check Emails
30.Stretch Legs
31.I am hungry!
32.Realise there is no food in the flat
33.Plan trip to shops to buy food
34.Decide to have a quick Nap
35.Perhaps a quick DVD will put me in the mood for studying after my nap.
36.Change mind
37.Sit at desk
38.Rearrange Pens
39.Underline Heading on Page
40.HighLight Border around Heading
41.Number the Page
42.Underline Page Number
43.Get Bored
44.Stretch Legs
45.Still Hungry!!!!!
46.Check Emails
47.Decide to Rearrange Room
48.Perhaps I should go to the Gym and then Study
49.Decide not to gym or rearrange Room
50.Search Flat for food
51.Now I am hungry and need a coffee!
52.Decide to study before heading to supermarket
53.Rearrange Pens in Colour Coded Order
54.Notice that Green pen is empty
55.Decide to go to the shop and buy a green pen before I study
56.Realise the stupidity of that notion
57.Stretch Legs
58.Scratch in Cupboard for a snack
59.Find Stale Biscuit
60.That would go so well with a coffee
61.Realise have no milk
62.Decide to take a quick nap
63.Hit the Snooze Button
64.Sleep some More
65.Hit the Snooze Button
66.Sleep even More
67.Respond to Guilty Conscience-Get out of Bed
68.Make Bed
69.Sit on Bed
70.Stare at wall
71.Decide to go to the gym, get something to eat, take out a DVD and start the studies tomorrow!

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